• white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
colloquials:


"He sees what kind of man he wants to be, too.  He wants to be strong, and brave, and a hero, but not the kind that rides around on a white horse.  He wants to be Samwise Gamgee.  It’s hard, though, to reconcile the desire to be a humble gardener, when you have a humble gardener.  Or, actually, a lawn crew.  It’s also hard to be simple when you’re kind of thinky.  But he’s got the worrying down pat and the being small and dark and solid (maybe a little too solid he admits—his mom says he’s just padding for a growth spurt, though).  If he’s honest, part of the appeal is also having someone tell him what to do.  And right now, he imagines what Mr. Frodo would tell him to do, girds his loins and makes the decision to go about the dangerous business of stepping out his door.”

Though I do not Know the Way - Mary-Flanner
Baby!Blainers reading Lord of the Rings. Fanart for my favourite fic that ever was in existence. Soothing little half hour sketch. Sigh, calming colour palette is calming.

colloquials:

"He sees what kind of man he wants to be, too.  He wants to be strong, and brave, and a hero, but not the kind that rides around on a white horse.  He wants to be Samwise Gamgee.  It’s hard, though, to reconcile the desire to be a humble gardener, when you have a humble gardener.  Or, actually, a lawn crew.  It’s also hard to be simple when you’re kind of thinky.  But he’s got the worrying down pat and the being small and dark and solid (maybe a little too solid he admits—his mom says he’s just padding for a growth spurt, though).  If he’s honest, part of the appeal is also having someone tell him what to do.  And right now, he imagines what Mr. Frodo would tell him to do, girds his loins and makes the decision to go about the dangerous business of stepping out his door.”

Though I do not Know the Way - Mary-Flanner

Baby!Blainers reading Lord of the Rings. Fanart for my favourite fic that ever was in existence. Soothing little half hour sketch. Sigh, calming colour palette is calming.

rhys-fish:

isis-:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sin-sational:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

I didn’t mean to have you

u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo

but the one who managed to get money out of it

back to jail…

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

charlottelabouff:

do u think buckys arm makes overheated computer sounds when he blushes due to his rise in body temperature like imagine steve kissing his cheek and suddenly u hear “WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

Fic: It’s Tricky

spinmybowtie:

Title: It’s Tricky
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine
Word Count: ~9,200 total
Summary: The boys work up to Blaine bottoming. Not an easy task since Kurt is hung like a racehorse.
Warnings: hung!Kurt, bottom!Blaine, toys, some begging and dirty talk
A/N: Based off of this prompt on the GKM. I hope it’s not too terrible! Thanks to star55 for the beta!

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